Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.