Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad