Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends are our chosen family.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.