Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is the key to everything

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.