Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.