Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.