Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

All the best people are crazy.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।