Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.