Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is the key to everything

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.