Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.