Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.