Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

All the best people are crazy.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.