Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends are our chosen family.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.