Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Our craziness made us best friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.