Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Our craziness made us best friends.