Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friendship is the key to everything