Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Our craziness made us best friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.