Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.