Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।