Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.