Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.