Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends are our chosen family.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.