Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

All the best people are crazy.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.