Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।