Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends are our chosen family.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.