Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.