Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends are our chosen family.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad