Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

All the best people are crazy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.