Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.