Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is the key to everything

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।