Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

All the best people are crazy.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.