Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.