Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.