Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.