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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

All the best people are crazy.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.