Funny Quotes / Friends

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

All the best people are crazy.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।