Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!