Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.