Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.