Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.