Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।