Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is the key to everything

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

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