Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends are our chosen family.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.