Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

All the best people are crazy.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.