Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

All the best people are crazy.