Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

All the best people are crazy.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।