Funny Quotes / Friends

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.