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मुँह पर सच बोलने की आदत है इसलिए मै बहुत बत्तमीज हूँ.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

All the best people are crazy.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.