Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।