Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.